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"carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man"
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― The Love Hypothesis
"I'm going to kill you," he gritted out, little more than a growl. "If you say another word about the woman I love, if you look at her, if you even think about her - I'm going to fucking kill you."
― The Love Hypothesis
― The Love Hypothesis
"I'm starting to wonder if this is what being in love is. Being okay with ripping yourself to shreds, so the other person can stay whole."
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― The Love Hypothesis
"Did you… Did you just kiss me?" He sounded puzzled, and maybe a little out of breath. His lips were full and plump and… God. Kissed. There was simply no way Olive could get away with denying what she had just done.
Still, it was worth a try.
"Nope."
Surprisingly, it seemed to work.
"Ah. Okay, then." Carlsen nodded and turned around, looking vaguely disoriented. He took a couple of steps down the hallway, reached the water fountain - maybe where he'd headed in the first place.
Olive was starting to believe that she might actually be off the hook when he halted and turned back with a skeptical expression.
"Are you sure?"
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Still, it was worth a try.
"Nope."
Surprisingly, it seemed to work.
"Ah. Okay, then." Carlsen nodded and turned around, looking vaguely disoriented. He took a couple of steps down the hallway, reached the water fountain - maybe where he'd headed in the first place.
Olive was starting to believe that she might actually be off the hook when he halted and turned back with a skeptical expression.
"Are you sure?"
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"And then I'll come find you, and I'll take care of you." - Adam"
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― The Love Hypothesis
"It wasn't until a few minutes later, when she was sitting on her bed staring at the Boston skyline and chewing on her lunch, that Olive realized that the protein bar Adam had given her was covered in chocolate."
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― The Love Hypothesis
"Pretty fucking tragic twist of fate, but you don't seem to remember that we first met years ago. An issue, since I remember a little too well. I like no one, absolutely no one, but I liked you from the start. I liked you when I didn't know you, and now that I do know you it's only gotten worse. Sometimes, often, always, I think about you before falling asleep. Then I dream of you, and when I wake up my head's still there, stuck on something funny, beautiful, filthy, intelligent that's all about you. It's been going on for a while, longer than you think, longer than you can imagine, and I should have told you, but I have this impression, this certainty that you're half a second from running away, that I should give you enough reasons to stay. Is there anything I can do for you? I'll take you grocery shopping and fill your fridge when we're back home. Buy you a new bike and a case of decent reagent and that sludge you drink. Kill the people who made you cry. Is there something you need? Name it. It's yours. If I have it, it's yours."
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― The Love Hypothesis
"What did Adam's fortune cookie say?"
"Mmm." Olive made a show to look at the strip. "Not much. Just 'Holden Rodrigues, Ph.D., is a loser.'" Malcolm sped up just as Holden flipped her off, making her burst into laughter.
"What does it really say?" Adam asked when they were finally alone.
Olive handed him the crumpled paper and remained silent as he angled it to read it in the lamplight. She wasn't surprised when she saw a muscle jump in his jaw, or when he slid the fortune into the pocket of his jeans. She knew what it said, after all.
You can fall in love: someone will catch you."
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"Mmm." Olive made a show to look at the strip. "Not much. Just 'Holden Rodrigues, Ph.D., is a loser.'" Malcolm sped up just as Holden flipped her off, making her burst into laughter.
"What does it really say?" Adam asked when they were finally alone.
Olive handed him the crumpled paper and remained silent as he angled it to read it in the lamplight. She wasn't surprised when she saw a muscle jump in his jaw, or when he slid the fortune into the pocket of his jeans. She knew what it said, after all.
You can fall in love: someone will catch you."
― The Love Hypothesis
"Ssh." His arm slid around her waist, his hand coming to rest on her hip in a gesture that should have been unpleasant but just felt reassuring. His voice was low when he added, "It's fine." The words vibrated in her ear, rich and warm. "More material for my Title IX complaint."
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― The Love Hypothesis
"He'd clearly never seen a rom-com or read a romance novel in his life."
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― The Love Hypothesis
"This might be inappropriate but... Olive. You are really... You are extraordinary"
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― The Love Hypothesis
"Olive had felt that he was on her side. Over & over, & in ways that could never have anticipated, he had made her feel unjudged. Less alone."
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― The Love Hypothesis
"You kiss him and next thing you know he's saving your ass and he's buying you scones and calling you a smart-ass in a weirdly affectionate tone"
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― The Love Hypothesis
"Olive," Dr. Aslan interrupted her with a stern tone. "What do I always tell you?" "Um . . . 'Don't misplace the multichannel pipette'?" "The other thing." She sighed. " 'Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.' "
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― The Love Hypothesis
"You put in expired contacts?" He sounded personally offended
"Just a little expired."
"What's 'a little'?"
"I don't know. A few years?"
"What?" His consonants were sharp and precise. Crisp. Pleasant.
"Only a couple, I think."
"Just a couple of years?"
"It's okay. Expiration dates are for the weak."
A sharp sound - some kind of snort. "Expiration dates are so I don't find you weeping in the corner of my bathroom."
Unless this dude was Mr. Stanford himself, he really needed to stop calling it his bathroom."
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"Just a little expired."
"What's 'a little'?"
"I don't know. A few years?"
"What?" His consonants were sharp and precise. Crisp. Pleasant.
"Only a couple, I think."
"Just a couple of years?"
"It's okay. Expiration dates are for the weak."
A sharp sound - some kind of snort. "Expiration dates are so I don't find you weeping in the corner of my bathroom."
Unless this dude was Mr. Stanford himself, he really needed to stop calling it his bathroom."
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"I know it's scary, being vulnerable, but you can allow yourself to care. You can want to be with people as more than just friends or casual acquaintances."
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― The Love Hypothesis
"She had not figured that Adam would notice her while in conversation with a young, beautiful faculty member. She had not figured that he'd suddenly stop speaking, eyes widening and lips parting; that he'd mutter "Excuse me" while staring at Olive and stand from the table, ignoring the curious looks in his directions that he'd march to the entrance, where Olive was, with quick, long strides and a concerned expression.
"Olive, are you okay?" he asked her."
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"Olive, are you okay?" he asked her."
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"She sighed. " 'Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.' " "More than that, if possible. Since there is absolutely nothing mediocre about you."
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― The Love Hypothesis
"Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man."
― The Love Hypothesis
― The Love Hypothesis
"Because I'm starting to wonder if this is what being in love is. Being okay with ripping yourself to shreds, so the other person can stay whole."
― The Love Hypothesis
― The Love Hypothesis
"Yep. I'm so glad he finally scrounged up the courage to ask you out. He'd been going on and on about this 'amazing girl' for years, but he was concerned about being in the same department, and you know how he is . . ." He shrugged and waved his hand. "I'm glad he finally managed to pull his head out of his ass."
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― The Love Hypothesis
"It never occurred to Olive that Dr. Adam Carlsen—known ass—had called her by her name."
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― The Love Hypothesis
"She frowned. "I asked if I could kiss you, and you said yes."
"Incorrect. You asked if you could kiss me and I snorted."
"I'm pretty sure I heard you said yes."
He lifted one eyebrow, and for a minute Olive let herself daydream of drowning someone. Dr. Carlsen. Herself. Both sounded like great options."
― The Love Hypothesis
"Incorrect. You asked if you could kiss me and I snorted."
"I'm pretty sure I heard you said yes."
He lifted one eyebrow, and for a minute Olive let herself daydream of drowning someone. Dr. Carlsen. Herself. Both sounded like great options."
― The Love Hypothesis
"Picture this, Olive. Early two thousands. Preppy, ridiculously expensive all-male DC school. Two gay students in grade twelve. Well, two of us that were out, anyway. Richie Muller and I date for the entirety of senior year - and then he dumps me three days before prom for some guy he'd been having a thing with for months."
"He was a prick," Adam muttered.
"I have three choices. Not go to the dance and mope at home. Go alone and mope at school. Or, have my best friend - who was planning on staying home and moping over gamma-aminobutyric acids - come as my date. Guess which?"
Olive gasped. "How did you convince him?"
"That's the thing, I didn't. When I told him about what Richie did, he offered!"
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"He was a prick," Adam muttered.
"I have three choices. Not go to the dance and mope at home. Go alone and mope at school. Or, have my best friend - who was planning on staying home and moping over gamma-aminobutyric acids - come as my date. Guess which?"
Olive gasped. "How did you convince him?"
"That's the thing, I didn't. When I told him about what Richie did, he offered!"
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"People who date, they-they talk. A lot. More than just greetings in the hallway. They know each other's favorite colors, and where they were born, and they… they hold hands. They kiss."
Adam pressed his lips together as if to suppress a smile. "We could never do that."
― The Love Hypothesis
Adam pressed his lips together as if to suppress a smile. "We could never do that."
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